Do I have your attention, pet?
-Thelma
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Cosmo Tip #455
When he asks if you’re in the mood, look him straight in the eye for a moment and then say “Bitch, I might be.”
Aftercare awareness post.
-Thelma
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We just wanted to see mom’s face again… see her smile…
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY
NO. WHY COULD YOU.
NO FUCK YOU NOT TODAY NOT TODAY OF ALL DAYS
this is my mothers day lol
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A kid was walking around school wearing this today and didn’t receive a single comment from administration.
Meanwhile, I was pulled over twice by them to mention how “incredibly short” my bottoms were.
Last time I checked, my shorts don’t reference blowjobs.
Quit sexualizing things that aren’t meant to be suggestive.
Oh mio Dio!!!!! *____*
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((REBLOG IF IT IS OKAY TO COME INTO YOUR INBOX AND SAY THE RANDOMEST SHIT I CAN THINK OF BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO INTERACT WITH YOU))
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LUZIFER (2011) Diasec Leuchtkasten, 170 x 125 x 10 cm
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(I am working a morning shift at a cafe. We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother enter the cafe.)
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Me:
“So, what will it be?”
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Child:
“I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.”
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(There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look. The mother looks very embarrassed.)
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Mother:
“Eggs… he would like some eggs…”
